i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it